So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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