Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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