I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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