nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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