One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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