I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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