Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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