Don't you send me to vm
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
