How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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