how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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