is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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