you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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