just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
