Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Come on in and take your pants off
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