i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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