I'm so fucking centered right now
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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