you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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