His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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