is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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