he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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