Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Use "feeling words"
Yay
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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