I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Farmville is her only friend.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I love you.
Bad choice
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