If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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