Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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