yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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