i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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