Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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