no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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