It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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