Buhtt sex?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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