I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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