Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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