this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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