As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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