Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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