If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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