we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We have started to decorate penises.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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