So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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