please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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