Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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