As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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