We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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