is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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