C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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