we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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