It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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