Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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