id be glad to
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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