i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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