spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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