i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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