What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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