I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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