yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Quick, to the slutcave!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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