The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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