Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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