so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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